Will the asshat that stole this nerds scooter please give it back to him?

Will the asshat that stole this nerds scooter please give it back to him? How is he going to get laid now?

Here is his plea on Craigslist. 


SCOOTER STOLEN!!! On Monday, May 9th, my super awesome R2D2 scooter was stolen in Uptown ABQ near Menaul and Dakota St. I filed a police report and they said to look on Craigslist. If you see it, please contact me! It is a 2013 white Honda metropolitan scooter with black rear storage rack. It has nerdy stickers all over it and the front looks like R2D2! PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT!Thank you CL Community!Moses (505) 304-8six74. 

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