Chimp at Zoo Throws Poo at Unsuspecting Grandmother
I think this would put me off the zoo for a while...
From Huffington Post:
Guests were watching a boisterous chimp hooting and hollering at the bottom of an enclosure at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Sunday when without warning the chimp made an underhanded throw towards the crowd.
There, sitting in the front row, grandma turned to reveal a chunk of feces stuck to her nose.